Noggano - Matreshki...
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Ноггано - Матрёшки
Kommentator Noggano you!
Noggano tochka kom v gorle!
Kupe i tede i tepe zdes'!
Kupe, bratan, prover', zaperta li dver',
Zamazany li scheli v stene, prover',
Zashtoreny li okna, otklyuchen li telefon,
Ochen' mnogo "li", "li" - eto prikol!
Lilo-to kak, ey, smotri, Kupe, brat,
Est' li est' che brat', to nado brat'!
Pochitat' che, a? Ty o chem?
Lechim, lechim, mochim, vrachom.
Ey, durachok, molodnyachok,
Ya vighu, ty tut novichok - hlebay vtoryachok!
Razlichay pocherk, chitay meghdu strok,
Ya - kitayskiy poroh, a ty - gribnoy moh,
Tot, chto meghdu nog u zapuschennoy gryaznuli.
Tebya ne poimeli - tebya e*nuli.
Ty v karaule - ya na pati, v shtab-kvartire,
Ty poesh' v sortire - menya lovi v efire,
Ya - pruschiy alkaloid, ty - morskaya svinka,
Ya - Porsh, ty - sovetskaya stiral'naya mashinka,
Ty - holodil'nik Minsk, ya - otmoroghennyy pingvin,
Ty - Evgeniy Petrosyan, a ya - mister Bin,
Ty presh'sya s MTV - ya stegayu s Anshlaga,
Ya - medicinskiy spirt, sosi menya iz shlanga!
Ty mnish' sebya nereal'no krutym MC,
Ty - stremnye schety, ya - IBM PC.
Ty moghesh' lish' v seti plevat'sya ghelch'yu,
A pri vstreche, s*ka, teryaesh' dar rechi.
Mnish' sebya krupnoy ryboy - da h*y s toboy!
Ya tvoe more razbavlyu svoey vodoy!
Pishesh' dissy, krysa zavistlivaya,
S*chka zakulisnaya, ty otchislena!
Tebe snitsya slava, tvoya Slava - Zaycev,
Vstrechay h*y s yaycami - tebe ponravitsya!
Tak zabavlyaetsya Noggano, kogda neh*y delat',
A Noggano vsegda neh*y delat'!
Ya razdelyayu massu na dva otryada
Real'nye bratany i levye baklany.
Baklany, banany, e*lany,
Palenaya Gabbana i pricha kak u Dimy Bilana!
Lave u mamy iz karmana, u papy svyazi,
Esli che, vsegda est' maza otmazat',
A nam, chumazym, dan glaz-lazer,
Chtoby otlichat' brazera ot mr*zi.
Mauzer zaryaghen, Noggano nagotove,
Eto krutoy progon, ty ponyal?
Ey, bratany-huligany,
Paleva navalom, do zemli karmany!
Ey, matreshki, milashki-kroshki,
Tut Noggano, hlopaem v ladoshki!
Ey ty, chert, ya konechno ne Klichko,
No esli che, dam tak, chto lyaghesh' ryadom s Il'ichem.
Kak kirpichom, moy huk s kopyt na ghopu
Ya pruschaya poroda vysshego sorta.
Zdes' v polnom sostave vsya gruppirovka.
Menya zovut Kupe, v ruke montirovka.
Vaghna snorovka - ya nereal'no snorov,
Beregi zdorov'e, esli do h*ya zdorov!
Ey, dyadya Stepa, nereal'nyy shkaf!
V etom poedinke ya - David, ty - Goliaf!
Ya yadovit kak yad amazonskoy ghaby,
Beru za ghabry tebya, daby
Ty znal: eto sportzal, i ty - grusha v uglu,
Ya tebya e*ashu mabashami, ty treschish' po shvu,
Ty - sintezator Kassio, ya - shamanskiy buben,
Ya odevayus' v sekond-hende, ty - v GUMe,
Ty celuesh' v guby tu, chto u vseh beret za tak,
Ya flagshtok-stoyak, a ty ...blin
Ty celuesh' v guby tu, chto u vseh beret za tak,
Ya flagshtok-stoyak, a ty vyalyy farshmak!
Tvoy rep - hleb, a moy rep - bred,
Tvoy prinosit pol'zu - moy nanosit vred!
Vrubaysya, ya - mumiya, ty - mumie!
Mumie - eto naskal'noe myshinoe der'mo!
Ty - kino Bondarchuka, ya - ghestkoe porno,
V kotorom po scenariyu ty budesh' porvan!
Merda, Merda, zdes' Konan-varvar,
Ya - samuray-kamikadze, ty - Perl-Harbor!
Hapni, hapni, sbey sushnyak,
Noggano i Kupe, nishtyak - repak, vot tak!
Ey, bratany-huligany,
Paleva navalom, do zemli karmany!
Ey, matreshki, milashki-kroshki,
Tut Noggano, hlopaem v ladoshki!
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